HEY HBO, CAN WE HAVE A TRUE BLOOD FINAL SEASON PHOTOSHOOT? PLEASE?
Alex via Instagram
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an axe entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls. - George R. R. Martin
Submission: "You seem to forget I chose you out of all other women on Midgard. I enjoy your stomach, your thighs, all what you deem a so-called flaw. I would not have chosen you if I did not think you beautiful.”
Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??
Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH